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adolescent amnesia

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The condition that causes a teenager to repeatedly forget to perform tasks.
Suffering from a virulent case of adolescent amnesia, my daughter consistently forgot to to do her homework.
by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010
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when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.

Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010
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Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.
Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag

Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
by Captian Lion March 14, 2011
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Shampoo Amnesia

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When you are showering and cannot remember if you washed your hair during that showering session or if that was on another day.
My hair was wet but I couldn't remember if I had actually washed my hair; shampoo amnesia strikes again!
by Benton42 April 6, 2011
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chocolate amnesia

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When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else
One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.
by lilymewlis97 October 26, 2011
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Google amnesia

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When you want to search something on Google and have it open, you are distracted by something and forget what you wanted to search.

Also on Urban Dictionary, when before you search a word you are distracted by the word of the day and completely forget the one you wanted to search. A cure for this is to type the word into the search bar before reading the word of the day.
"Hmm, what does gooch mean? I'll look it up on UD. Oh, what's this, the word of the day? Dang I forget what I wanted to look up!"

-Person suffering from Google amnesia
by NJBoyy January 31, 2009
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Amnesia Haze

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A ultra high in THC weed, will fuck you up for hours.
boy1:.............uughg
boy2: wassup man?
boy3: dont expect an answer, he been smokin dat amnesia haze
boy2: yo give me some of dat shit
by jesusiamursavior April 14, 2011
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