Amazonian Blowgun

When a man is on all fours and a woman flips his penis back between his legs and performs fellatio.

Dude, that dommy mommy from the gym gave me an amazonian blowgun!

by AmazonSplorer November 7, 2025

Amazonian slut

A female 6’ feet or taller that can make a tall man feel small or make a tall women feel inferior towards all men

Q: Hey the other night, I visited my Amazonian slut, boy was she was so vivacious and passionate with my cock.
Coworker: dude you like fat sluts?

Q: No I just like being dominated by a female whom is taller than me and wants me to fuck her brains out while she fucks mine back!

Coworker: damn I probably should try to get me an Amazonian experience, gonna add to my bucket list.

Q: You have absolutely no idea what you are missing man
“She’s a man eater”

She will leave you feeling like a horse just rode your ass.

by Bbcluvinwhore March 5, 2025

Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.

Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."

by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023

Amazonian she-blast

When a tall woman queefs your creampie back onto your chest after having intercourse in the Amazon position

Dang bro last night after we had sex she hit me with an Amazonian she-blast.

by AmazonLoverSyndrome June 17, 2024