Alonia

Alonia is an amazing girl and is really smart. Alonia is unique but beautiful. Alonia is also pronounced as Alana

Omg Alonia is amazing,who is that beautiful. I want to be Alonia!!

by Define_Queen July 7, 2017

Alkire

Is the act of getting your ass beat in a jack in the box and the manager of jack in the box has to save your life.

Oh, look at that Alkire, that manager is only 4 feet tall and saved him.

by Richard McStuffins February 13, 2021

Alonis

A nice girl until she fucking steals your Samsung smart fridge

Nick- "Alonis stole my samsung smart fridge"

by AhMy June 10, 2019

to pull an Alois

to pull an Alois - to ultimately disrupt a private conversation. When you're having a deep conversation with a homie and someone approximates, forcing you to change topics or stop the chat.

To pull an Alois: Bro 1: "Bro I was about to ji..." Alois: "Hey bois what's up?" Bro 1 & 2: "Ye the econ test was hard as fuck".

by royalfucker October 26, 2018

Alorica

The most miserable, unfair, terrible place to work at. It is hated by God Himself

Dude, my fried died today...

what happened?

He got a job at Alorica and then died from being bitched at excessively by stupid people

by northpolesucks October 22, 2008

Alorica

The Tenth Circle of Hell in Dante's Inferno. Dante refused to talk about this place because he still remembers the incessant whining that tortured him day in and day out, the unachievable goals its inhabitants pursued in vain, and watching people be ensnared into the illusion of a happy paradise while knowing the true terrors awaiting them. It also pays minimum wage forever.

If Wal-Mart, McDonalds, and the strip club don't want you, Alorica will!

by impossiblyPayan May 19, 2016

alkie poo

the poo that comes the morning after a drunken night before

always makes you feel un-hungover

can't hold them in, when they arrive, they arrive

alkie poo person:"i'm so hungover"
friend:"heavy night?"
alkiepooperson:"definatly...oh christ, i need to alkiepoo"
friend:"now??"
alkiepooperson:"yeah, theres no keeping this in"
*5 minutes later, after loo break*
alkiepooperson:"omg, i feel so not hungover anymore!"

by arhpee September 8, 2009