Mr. Almost Right

A term for a man who is near-perfect marriage material but who is not quite “Mr. Right.“

I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

Almond dick

A game involving almonds being bounced off of a boner, into a cup or a open female mouth.

hey tom lets play some almond dick this friday

by wakawakacarlos September 8, 2010

almost famous

best movie ever. featuring sex drugs rock n roll. all the good stuff from the 70's. Kate Hudson (incredibly hot) stars as groupie Penny Lane. Incredible soundtrack.

I saw Almost Famous last night

by bitchslap May 21, 2006

almond mom

basically yolanda hadid telling her daughter gigi to eat half an almond after gigi said she was about to faint

„you know how my mom projects her body insecurities onto me?“

„yeah, she thinks we're still in the 90s. such an almond mom“

by materialgwoorl April 1, 2023

almond roca

Heaven in candy form. chocolate, toffee, almonds and walnuts.
The thing you use to make people fall in love with you.

Friend: you want some almond roca?
Friend 2: is it good?
Friend 3: dont ask just eat it. Stick it in your mouth, chew, swallow and then express you joy!

by iBadass December 22, 2008

Almost Heaven...

When someone starts this song. it will create a temporary peace as everyone fighting and yelling sing along to this wonderfull song

West Virginia....
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads

*Physical Fight happening between a large group of Teens*

Bystander: Almost Heaven...

*All kids stop fighting and drop weapons, fists, and biting.*

Kid 1: West virginia

Kid 2: Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.

Kid 3: Life is old there, Older than the trees!

Kid 4: Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

All kids sing together: Country Roads, take me home, to the place I belong, West virginia, mountain mama.

Bystander: Take me home...

All kids Together: Country roads

by i am so epic 2007 February 26, 2019

Almost 21

The age at which you are not yet legally allowed to drink with in the United States.

Your almost 21 let's go to mexico.

by RMracer October 9, 2008