Alf

tiny dwarfish animal that wrestles with mexican gangsters often called mini khabib

Watch out alf is there

by Eaglewannabe February 14, 2019

ALF

Animal Liberation Front. Basically an even more extremist version of PETA, the ALF places the lives of animals on or above the same level as human life. They routinely commit criminal acts such as arson, breaking and entering, and vandalism for their cause.

The ALF extremists relased a batch of infected monkeys into the city, causing an epidemic among the local population.

by Deej August 02, 2004

ALF

Short for Annoying Little Fucker

Man that little dog of yours is such a ALF!

by BruinKiller3469 October 17, 2013

ALF

1.) the Animal Liberation Front, a terrorist group supported by PETA, that uses intimidation and illegal activities to liberate animals.

2.) some brown alien guy with a self-titled sitcom back in the day. yup.

ALF tagged my friend's house because she works at the pound.

or

What is up with that Alf guy's nose anyway?

by miss.emma July 13, 2005

ALF

Ass I'd like to Fuck.

Man, she may be 45, but she's got an ALF ass I'd like to fuck!

by DrChisel November 18, 2009

ALF

An acronym for Animal Liberation Front. They are funded by the so-called 'animal rights group' PETA, and are currently under FBI watch for being a known terrorist organization.

Dude, the ALF just fire-bombed my dad's car dealership and now were homeless!! :(

by mastershake211 March 05, 2006

Alf

alf is the sweetest boy i know the person who wrote that he is a pussy is just jealous of alf's mad lady skills.

Dude your such an alf

by Kirbi Louis February 17, 2005