alcoholics eponymous 

A group for people who have the same name as an alcoholic beverage.

Jack: Hi, my name's Jack - Jack Daniels and I've had this name all my life.

All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.

alcoholics eponymous by Lepus July 2, 2008

stand-in alcoholic 

When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.

Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."

Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"

stand-in alcoholic by AMarie0908 December 4, 2010

Alcoholiday 

A holiday on which copious amounts of alcoholic beverages are consumed.

St. Patrick's Day is the most important alcoholiday of the year.

Alcoholiday by SaintZi April 2, 2011

High functioning alcoholic 

An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.

Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."

High functioning alcoholic by Super Thicc November 22, 2020

Airport Alcoholic 

Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.

Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.

Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.

Airport Alcoholic by Journofist June 16, 2018

Alcoholicnomics 

A major with the course code of, learning how to drive and consume liquids simultaniously.not drinking and driving, but consuming and operating a car-like machine.

ex. 1
" Lindsay and Danielle have a Major in Alcoholicnomics."

ex.2

"Im major-ing in Alcoholicnomics in university. "

Alcoholicnomics by didimoo June 16, 2009

Sophisticated Alcoholic 

noun.

A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.

There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.

"Jimmy is a Sophisticated Alcoholic. A Campari Orange will get you his affection."

Sophisticated Alcoholic by Turing May 3, 2004