alcohol

a drink that makes you drunk. but being drunk sucks. lets all just get high!

Sara: Hey, wanna drink alcohol tonight?
Carol: Nah, I would rather just get high.
Sara: But we are finally 21!
Carol: I have been blazing since I was 15. Whats the point in drinking?
Sara: Oh, ok. I guess you are right.

by heheheheheheheehehehehehehehh March 11, 2009

alcohol

My only friend.

alcohol- alcohol. when im fucked up i need some ass. booty ass. fuck the surgeon general's warning, i ain't got shit to do in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wittyname January 18, 2010

alcohol

(according to the Encyclopedia Galactica)- A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars. Has intoxicationg effects on certain carbon-based life forms

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy explains what alcohol is and what the effects of some alcohol is. It gives a lot of information about out of this world alcoholic drinks

by Braylin Mills May 15, 2011

alcohol

a gimped version of marijuana.

I don't drink alcohol. Why settle for a gimped version of weed?

by hmn June 13, 2004

alcohol

alcohol: the problem-and solution to all of life's problems

sorry that i crashed the car i was too busy drinking alcohol to be paying attention

by bonecrusherz October 3, 2017

alcohol

what you give to a woman to then have sex with her when she is pasted out

dude i just got that girl wasted and had my way with her!!!

by bob dole March 17, 2005

alcohol

the giggly juice that makes one happy and very horny to the point of becoming preggo. maybe after your blackout you will awake flying high.

bob- shots
billy- totally dude
bob- lets get fucked up on alcohol
billy-heheheheheheheh ahhahaahhahahaha bllaaaaa

vanna- omg some one is prego and its not me jk it is

rick- weeeee perty butter flies

by drunky mcgee April 6, 2010