Albricks

Someone who likes to touch little kids and scam them

Yo I think OverlordX pulled an Albricks down there in the basement...

by LloydG7 November 24, 2020

albineye

albineye is a relative of the "brown eye", but much more elusive. An albineye is when someone bleaches their anus, thereby making the brown eye less pronounced and more closely matching the color of their other skin. Since it has been bleached, it looks somewhat like an albino's sphincter, and therefore becomes the "albineye".

Pronounced like: al-bye-nye

I was really impressed after bleaching my girlfriend's anus. Now when I bang her from behind, it stares at me like an albineye.

by bigjimandthetwins October 27, 2011

Albino

A person who lacks tint in thier skin and most likely has bad eyesight. Sometimes heriditary, albinoism causes severe emotional pain, especially when douches like you start making fun of them.

Retard: Hey snow boy, I bet if were were, like, playing hide 'n' seek in the snow, we all would be like- where snow- or something-
Albino: Yeah?
Retard: And you would be like- and-
Albino: What was that?
Retard: -like-
Albino: Kiss my white ass

by David April 25, 2003

albino beaver

An older woman whose pubic region is lacking the ability to produce a plethora of colored hairs.

When frank went down on mary, his face was confronted with an angry albino beaver

by RumpleForesk1n November 15, 2014

Lily Aldrin Syndrome

The belief that women and girls can be as demanding, manipulative, or abusive as they please, as long as they put out enough for their significant other. Women who display Lily Aldrin Syndrome will usually flaunt how much they enjoy sex and will use sex to make up for wrongdoings, as opposed to apologizing or changing their actions. Women with Lily Aldrin Syndrome do a disservice not only to the men unfortunate enough to be their significant other, but also to other women because they perpetuate the myth that women to not inherently enjoy or desire sex, usually regarding themselves as the "exception to the rule".

Lily Aldrin Syndrome is named after the character Lily Aldrin in the TV show "How I Met Your Mother". Lily is as emotionally manipulative as Barney, if not more so, but it's okay because she's a woman who likes sex.

Girl: "Yeah, so I got drunk at the party last Saturday and accidentally fucked my boyfriend's hot friend"
Guy: "That's horrible!"
Girl: "It's okay tho, my boyfriend and I had make-up sex and now everything is ok"
Guy (thinking): "That's some Lily Aldrin Syndrome if I've ever seen it"

by TheScreenIsDarkAndFullOfErrors September 15, 2016

albino rabbit

when a guy has a threesome with two girls at the same time without them knowing

"do you remember when james had that albino rabbit with grace and mikaela"

by pamela susan September 27, 2011

Albinary Code

The unwritten rules that all white people not from "the hood" must follow.

White Guy #1: Have you heard this new lil wayne joint? it's off the hook!
White Guy #2: You're white! You can't talk like that!
White Guy #1: Where does it say this?
White Guy #2: In the albinary code, where else?

by xprime3234 August 11, 2010