Alana

The hottest person I have ever met or become friends with. She is SO attractive and, to put it straight, I want to have her children.

I have had so many fantasies of her it just isn't funny. I NEED ALANA!

by GOBias Industries July 20, 2008

Aland

The manliest dude you’ll ever meet. If he turns around and slaps you with his giant manly dick you should be grateful.

Aland has such a magnum dong, holy shit.

by _eggboi_ September 8, 2018

alando

Alando is a kind hearted, loving person. Once you meet him, he’ll see, why at first, but then jokester pops right out of him. He is a person that everyone needs in life. He can be shy and hard on the outside, but on the inside, he is very soft and kind, kind of like a pop art. He is someone that you would never want to lose. A loving soul, comedian and sometimes perplexed person. You’ll never want to lose and Alando

Me: I’m pretty sad rn :(
Friend: talk to alando! He’ll cheer you up!

by Jaliepan e4 December 26, 2020

Alana

She is beautiful, rays of sunshine because he can brighting up any ones day. She can make you smile at your bad times. She can be funny but not at the right time. She can your best friend. She knows how to cheer people up. She just does the right thing. She knows how to joke and not go too far. She's coolie. She has the most beautiful hair. And she is very gorgeous but she denied it. She claims she ugly. But she's very very not. She's short. She has big boobies. Anyone would love her.

Him: Look at alana.
Him2: I know she's a ray of sunshine.

by bestfriendkate<3. March 30, 2013

Aland

In Australia, "aland" is the person at the party who can roll the best

Ay where's Aland around here, we need him to sesh.

by drfrankie October 5, 2020

Alanah

Alanahs are beautiful, even though they are sometimes insecure about their looks. They are funny and very weird but in a good way, and when their friends bring out a crazy side that they only share with them. They love their family,friends,and animals and care about small stuff. They are also very helpful and nice to their besties (even tho no one notices they still do it). Alanahs are amazing and very special, so if you know an Alanah I promise you that you will not regret meeting them!

Person 1: Who’s the crazy girl I saw at the club last night
Person 2: Oh that was Alanah
Person 1: Oh makes sense

by im in me mums car vroom vroom January 4, 2019

P4 Alana

A loser that spends 7 years not talking in an attempt to make friends. A P4 Alana will often fail at most things in life as they are not that intelligent. However, despite what some people think they are quite normal.

P4 Alana has left the chat.

by buzzfeedislyfe776 May 30, 2019