Alabama Hot Pocket 

The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.

Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!

Alabama Hot Pocket by Captain nignog May 27, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket 

When a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.

when me and my girlfriend were laying in bed naked, I asked her how she wanted me to do her this time. She said surprise me; So I gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Alabama Hot Pocket by KnoxiK May 26, 2011

Alabama hot pocket 

your cousin's too-hot-to-handle pussy

Bill: "Bro, my cousin Mindy was so gnarly last night"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"

Alabama hot pocket by J~How March 13, 2019

Alabama hot pocket 

When your sister is taking a mad sh*t on the sh*tter and starts getting constipated, while you start telling her your horny and she starts riding your d*ck, yet you feel something hot and steamy rushing down your wee hole, and all of a sudden you feel a never-ending pain of throbbing and burning. She then continues to shit in the shitter.

Person 1: Bring me to the ER. We had an Alabama hot pocket.
Person 2: Okay let's go hurry!!

Alabama hot pocket by PreslyWow February 26, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket 

A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.

Last night, I gave your mom the Alabama Hot Pocket. My dick is covered in shit.

Alabama Hot Pocket by badgerman5566 May 7, 2010

Alabama Hot Pocket 

When one guy covers his dick in ghost pepper sauce and proceeds to stick it im the vagina

Dude, my dad and mom just di the Alabama Hot Pocket

Alabama Hot Pocket by Bubble_godz February 23, 2020

alabama hot pocket 

When you open the girls floppy vagina and eat it like a hot pocket

Alabama Hot Pocket: ate that girl like an Alabama Hot Pocket

alabama hot pocket by Dick in the Chinese and black March 24, 2017