To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.
What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020
Get the Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle mug.The act of redirecting a questioning customer to a non-existent (and distant) area of a large superstore. Done either for reasons of expedient break-taking, general cluelessness or for the amusement of one's self and close shelf-stacking peers. Often all three.
Customer: Could you tell me where I could find the <mildly obscure product> please?
Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.
Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.
by Deademeat December 24, 2010
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Ignore the other definition on here, it's pure blasphemy.
Ignore the other definition on here, it's pure blasphemy.
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The original version 'Aisling' defined as the irish for dream,
'Aisleen' is said to be defined as 'Daydreamer' or A fantasy, legend.
The original version 'Aisling' defined as the irish for dream,
'Aisleen' is said to be defined as 'Daydreamer' or A fantasy, legend.
by Irish jester August 17, 2009
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Get the aisle eight mug.As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.
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Get the haemorrhoid aisle mug.Karen: “What took you so long? I thought you’d already used the bathroom?”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”
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