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Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle

To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.
What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020
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Aisle 69

The act of redirecting a questioning customer to a non-existent (and distant) area of a large superstore. Done either for reasons of expedient break-taking, general cluelessness or for the amusement of one's self and close shelf-stacking peers. Often all three.
Customer: Could you tell me where I could find the <mildly obscure product> please?

Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.
by Deademeat December 24, 2010
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Aisle 7

A wonderful place full of peace and harmony.
Ignore the other definition on here, it's pure blasphemy.
by Bendew July 22, 2020
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Aisleen

A name used only for unique girls (or boys).

The original version 'Aisling' defined as the irish for dream,

'Aisleen' is said to be defined as 'Daydreamer' or A fantasy, legend.
Aisling= A Dream

Aisleen=A Fantasy or daydream
by Irish jester August 17, 2009
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aisle eight

The act of exploding or losing one's mind: cause to burst into violent release of energy/behavior.
Bro, did you see that chick? She just went aisle eight!
by King James the 3rd March 24, 2013
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haemorrhoid aisle

As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.
"He likes to take it up the haemorrhoid aisle"
by Amy1993 April 6, 2010
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clean up on aisle zero

Having to return to the bathroom to do a better job of wiping one’s backside.
Karen: “What took you so long? I thought you’d already used the bathroom?”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”
by Mooseface May 22, 2018
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