AIDStistic

To act in a way that is so fucking clinically retarded that it simultaneously generates aids and autism to one who witness the act unfold. Generally, victims of these AIDStistic actions become rightfully pressed and angered by the disease. Often applicable to women and their cuntiness.

Scenario: guy, girl he's seeing, and friend in the back on an uber
Guy: **looks at girl sitting between him and friend**
Girl: being very flirty with friend and leaning in to him, attempting to make out
Friend: looks at guy with confusion and distraught
Guy: "The fuck are you doing. That is so AIDStistic cunt"

by themonkeyisbackinthecage March 20, 2022

awestasticness

something that is so awesome and so fantastic that it earns that extra ness

"That was such an explosion I don't know what to call it!"
~said boring Bob
"Its was quite an awestasticness explosion"
~said cool Paul

by WhiteFolksBayYO March 2, 2009

Asstastic

HAVING AN AMAZING ASS. TURNS YOU ON

Damn she's asstastic

by paginus October 25, 2011

asstastic

1. Adj. Characterized by such out-of-control trashiness it is rendered fabulous.

I have never seen anything more asstastic than when Patsy from Ab Fab lit her cigarette with the London 2012 Olympic torch.

by citimouse July 19, 2012

asstastic

It just means awesome. Because asses are awesome. Similar to words "sick" or "wicked". And VERY similar to the expression "that's tits".

The lighting in the new Call of Duty is asstastic

by dooderonomy November 19, 2013

asstastic

butt deodorant coming in a triangle roll on tube especially for your butt to prevent swamp ass from sticking around. one application a day takes the swamp ass away

aint no body dope as me im just so asstastic and swamp ass free

by Ana.L November 13, 2014

Asstastic

When dat ass is fantastic!

Damn Shaniqua Asstastic!

by HollyHaze September 1, 2016