Aftermorning

What you say to someone when you wake up in the afternoon.

Good aftermorning *yawn* I can't believe I slept in until 2 pm...

by EkkuZakku April 4, 2016

afterhonk

When you in the parking lot and you accidentally hit the lock button for your sweet ass ride twice and to sweet ass ride then honks, someone else lurking in the parking lot might try to afterhonk yo ass. And then you can't be a bitch you gotta afterhonk em right back. An afterhonking episode could possibly last for hour if neither afterhonker is a bitch.

Me: Whoops I accidentally honked my horn on my 'Rolla in the Adult Video Megaplex parking lot.

(honk)
Me: Aw hell no I didn't just get afterhonked. You know imma afterhonk em right back.

by UbiquitousNads March 6, 2017

Aftercorn

The act of dipping a nearly eaten corn cob in ketchup then eating sed ketchup to ingest all of the remaining corn residue.

Tbone enjoys a good Aftercorn now and again.

by Dr. Hambone June 19, 2017

Aftermorrow

The shortened version of the term “the day after tommorow”

“Do you want to come hang out aftermorrow?”

by hypra November 25, 2021

aftercock

After sex when the girls legs are still shaking even though it's been a half hour

Girl:Babe my legs are still shaking

Boy:That "aftercock" will get ya

by Biker125 November 24, 2016

After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .

Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "

by Not a chance man March 15, 2008

Admiral Afterworlding

Being a useless fat fuck that will not fuck off, despite everyone having it on ignore.

Ricky May was Admiral Afterworlding until his final days. Goodnight sweet prince and condolences to Jackie Love.

by Roger the Cabin Chirf July 29, 2009