aftermarket

A woman's breasts that have been augmented with plastic or silicone sugery

"Bill's wife's tits are definitely aftermarket"

by joe mcduffie July 8, 2007

Afterpiss

Its when you are done taking a piss and you walk out of the bathroom and a little bit more pee comes out

O my god jake had such a Afterpiss it went through his pants

by goodwillhunting September 10, 2011

Camera Aftermath

(N)- the event about 2-5 days after a huge party, when you notice you have new pictures on your camera or camera-phone and call over your best friends from the party to go over and realize what actually happened at the party. This review of photos can tell phenomanlly hilarious stories of what you or your friends have actually done at the party.

1: 'Power-Hour at three? I can tell that the camera aftermath of this house party will be a great time.'

2: After looking at their camera's pictures from Jill's Memorial Day party, there were tears, there were laughs, and they realized Jill had been 'dirty russian-ed' in front of everyone.

by DlemonC May 31, 2010

Menstrual Aftermath

The stage at which a woman comes off her period and reverts from being cranky and angry back to being calm.

My wife finally went into Menstrual Aftermath. Now she'll stop telling me to move my weight for a few weeks.

by SQG_Slasher September 7, 2014

aftergasm

After the finale of a reality show, the gossip and tell all show that is aired, anticipated

-(example)
in particular, the 2009 "The Bachelor"- What happened in the Fantacy Room? Or, who DID Jason have sex with? Will have to wait and watch the Aftergasm

by suzy2que February 19, 2009

Chinese Aftermath

When you eat a lot of chinese food. And you are later on wishing you had an ice cube for you but hole, because you're shitting out a buick.

my ass hurts, i had some serious chinese aftermath

by beer:) June 24, 2010

Afterman

A fine human specimen of "super" quality...buffed, toned, handsome, attractive, well-dressed, cool, smooth, and accomplished. A person that depicts a visually better impact than they once did, or a person that already possesses some exceptional (bad ass) qualities. The exact opposite of Beforeman.

Wow, have you seen LarryBobby lately, he's turned into one hot looking Afterman.

Bob has lost 68 pounds and now he's really strutting his afterman stuff.

by LarryBobby May 22, 2014