after bar

A house party that starts immediately after bar close.

The bartender just called last call... does anyone know of an after bar?
What happened last night? I remember going to the after bar, and then I pretty much blacked out.

by JFF July 5, 2006

afterburn

The feeling you get the morning after getting extremely stoned the night before. Somewhat of a confused "not all there" feeling, as if you were still stoned but not.

Damn dude, we just smoked an O last night and I have afterburn.

I think I have afterburn, I got so stoned last night and I can't think straight.

by James Rodrickson December 30, 2008

afterbirther

One who continues to insist that Barack Obama was born in Kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii

Not even Jesus Himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that Obama is a natural born US citizen

by jack6128 May 24, 2011

Alabama afterparty

When you have a foursome, but 3 of the people are related.

Robert downey jr. and his 2 cousins had an alabama afterparty with his friend Paul Walker.

by LilBoiRobby May 29, 2018

Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.

John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.

by DaBoot July 15, 2009

Aftermarket rack

Fake breasts

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.

by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020