by Mr. Pass interference April 12, 2022
Get the Allah Akbar mug.A thoughtful Arabic expression used by Islamic terrorists to kindly let nearby citizens know that they are about to spontaneously explode.
It roughly translate to: "get the fuck out the way unless you wanna turn into soup"
It roughly translate to: "get the fuck out the way unless you wanna turn into soup"
by u r luvd July 10, 2020
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Allah-saurus
If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Allah-saurus mug.Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.
by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021
Get the Allah Monkey mug.Allahu ackbar (God is great) is a Islamic term used when in religious practice or terrorism. "All•a•hu ack•bar". This term is used in the Middle East, and joked about in America ("vine" especially)
by Big Bonner Billy December 21, 2015
Get the allah'u ackbar mug.means "god give your trouble" in turkish
frequently used after getting left by sweetheart, got cut off on traffic, or a soccer player misses the goal or forgets his rival's sprint that makes team concede a goal
it's also said while watching news every evening
frequently used after getting left by sweetheart, got cut off on traffic, or a soccer player misses the goal or forgets his rival's sprint that makes team concede a goal
it's also said while watching news every evening
by el clandestino February 6, 2009
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