afirm

short for afirmative, or pretty much an aggrement

"Ghostrider, this is tower, thats a negative on the flyby"

"Afirm tower"

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 20, 2003

Affirmation

The acknowledgement of a colleague's job well done. It was first invented by Enda McKenna in 1947 in his magnum opus on "Motivation of Female Staff in the Male Dominated Workplace". Its purpose was to recognise the added value brought to the business world by women after the Second World War; such as round-the-clock provision of biscuits, coffee and sexual favours. More recently, affirmations have become a desired method of motivation by both sexes. Traditionally, affirmation is delivered by a firm, open-handed pat to the posterior. However, there are many variations; such as the "Snap-To" where a short, sharp delivery results in surprise, awe and a warm after glow. Softer versions are the "Double" and "Triple" pats where two or three affirmations are delivered in quick succession to confirm the high level of performance currently being delivered. The third and rarely used version is the "Spank and Linger". This is when the affirmation is singular but contact is maintained, conveying the message of a job well done, worthy of additional "rewards".

Winston: Did you see that annual report that Miss Wells drew up?
Charles: Yes... jolly good for a woman. Perhaps an affirmation is deserved?
Winston: Excellent idea, a Spank and Linger I think.
Charles: Here she comes now.
*spank*... linger
Miss Wells: Oooh!
Winston: Good report. See me after work!

by Miss Tessmacher November 2, 2010

gender affirming care

A polite euphemism for the mutilation and sterilisation of people with healthy bodies but a broad range of psychological problems, many of whom are children. As advocated by useful idiots and the genuinely psychotic denizens of the entertainment industry.

Usually accompanied by specious arguments about how late-stage cancer drugs are perfectly ok to give to kids "off-licence" (as if we'd give someone chemotherapy for a cold) or myths about high rates of suicide that are supposedly being prevented by this form of eugenics.

Absolute loon: "Protect trans kids by giving them gender affirming care!"
Sane rational person: "Why are you chopping healthy breasts and genitals off kids?"
Absolute loon: "Because otherwise they'll all commit suicide. FACT (which it must be because I WROTE IT IN CAPS!!)"
Sane rational person: "Do you have any evidence to back up this specious claim on which your argument rests?"
Absolute loon: "You're an abusive Terf Nazi bigot who wants to genocide all trans people!"
Sane rational person: "I'll take that as a 'no' then"

by SalopianSnark February 10, 2023

Affirmatus Prime

adj. aE-fer-ma-tus prIm- 1. to be correct, right, or rightous in the face of a conflicting Negatron answer. 2. Opposite of Negatron.

Douchebag1: yo, bra! You pick up those Hienies, and the Preppy H?

Douchebag2: Affirmatus Prime, my Brosephism.

by Captain Flighty McWenis April 12, 2009

Affirmative-Action Gangster

Just a living museum and fake compared to real.

Yo, this gang is just affirmative-action gangsters. how do you even rep that ? I dont know !?!?!

by Urban Dick Tracey April 16, 2022

affirmasence

To show or indicate affirmation.

or
The quality of affirmation.

'sure" or "right" can be used to show affirmasence in awkward situations , it helps in keeping convo alive

by isla~ March 15, 2023

afirmative action

Another reason to buy products from overseas. Race, color, sex, etc. to be considered over qualification forcefully applied by government.

The useless people who answer phones for government agencies, that although it is there first language, seem to have no grasp of english; spoken or written.

by cervid March 18, 2004