Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)

A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.

"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".

by EastClintonHustla February 6, 2009

spiritual advisor

Another term for bartender.

"Are you having a Mojito Diablo or an Italian Apple martini?"
"I dunno, let me consult the Spiritual Advisor on duty."

by vegasrew April 25, 2007

Advait

(n.) A person who would be the most loyal, kind-hearted, generous and helpful friend if he feels the need for it. They usually trust their friends in their inner circle a lot and regularly give them loans, if required.

They also are exceptionally intelligent, usually in the top 5 of their Grade.

Derived from Sanskrit ‘Advaita’ which means ‘unique’.

Thanks for the cash, bro! You’re such an Advait.

by Khuiboi1234 January 16, 2018

Advaith

He's the kinda person with whoom you really want to make friends with. He is intellegent , smart , sexy and also caring.. Most often people's name starting from 'A' are attracted to Advaith. Advaith is an ancient translation from the greek word meaning 'devine god'. People who have Advaith are are deemed devine.

Advaith has come to give our prosparity back.

by Infinite Avenger January 10, 2018

Asshole's Advocate

When somebody questions another and takes the opposite viewpoint on a particular subject in a way to provoke thinking, they play devils advocate. Asshole's advocate does the same, but makes himself look like a total fucking asshole.

Devils Advocate:
Jim: The government should really crack down on gun owners. With stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.

Bob: Then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. What do you do? I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Asshole's Advocate:
Bill: I think I'll leave college a couple years early. I would be happier pursing my passion for art than I would getting my law degree.

Steve: Then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you're a fucking failure and an art bitch who flunked out of school? Then your shitty art goes nowhere and you can't get a job because you're fucking stupid. I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Bill: You're playing asshole's advocate you judgmental piece of crap.

by rogerthewhale December 13, 2012

Parental Advisory

Advertising ploy aimed at children and young adults

We should put a parental advisory on our crummy album so it will sell

by LilSexy April 6, 2004

Fathers Advice

A fathers advice (Frank Nash, father of Holly and Anna Nash) of how to save yourself when being raped, is to tell the rapist that you are on your period.

Rapist: IMA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BIATCH
Victim: NOO PLEASE NOO, IM ON MY PERIOD!
Rapist: OHH HELL NO!
Victim: Same time next week?
Rapist: Yeah cool

Fathers advice is good.

by buebgeungeoge January 31, 2008