An online dance music magazine which keeps society in check by reminding us that German minimal techno is the only type of music worth bothering with.
It has saved millions of lives by warning the population away from sophisticated music with actual melodic content.
Its main headquarters can be found in Berlin, due to the German capital being the only city in the world to have nightclubs.
Richie Hawtin can sometimes be seen around the building carrying a copy of Traktor, and being harrassed by literally thousands of worshippers who really know what is important when it comes to music.
It has saved millions of lives by warning the population away from sophisticated music with actual melodic content.
Its main headquarters can be found in Berlin, due to the German capital being the only city in the world to have nightclubs.
Richie Hawtin can sometimes be seen around the building carrying a copy of Traktor, and being harrassed by literally thousands of worshippers who really know what is important when it comes to music.
by Strachman January 21, 2010
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2. One who would like to believe they are an expert on something no one cares about to start with.
3. In the case of a female being a game advisor, knowledge of games is not necessary. Young wapanese gamer nerds will salivate over the opportunity of having a conversation, albeit brief and awkward, with the somewhat okay looking girl behind the counter.
Many Gamestops stock their stores almost exclusively with female game advisors for this very reason.
4. One who knows not what they are doing.
2. One who would like to believe they are an expert on something no one cares about to start with.
3. In the case of a female being a game advisor, knowledge of games is not necessary. Young wapanese gamer nerds will salivate over the opportunity of having a conversation, albeit brief and awkward, with the somewhat okay looking girl behind the counter.
Many Gamestops stock their stores almost exclusively with female game advisors for this very reason.
4. One who knows not what they are doing.
The kawaii game advisor behind the counter at Gamestop looked at me! If I could only not be a baka get the courage to ask her out! We would get married and move to japan where she would make video games and I could be a great mangaka! X'D
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Assisting Small & Medium size businesses with growing their online presence.
Domain Name Advisor does this by ensuring that their CLIENTS have 100% CONTROL of Their...
- TRAFFIC
- BRAND
- Audience
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A hired bodyguard who follows a celebrity around in their likely travels and advises against doing anything inappropriate that the media would eat up and ruin the celebrity's image/occupation/life. This can include things like Drunk driving, bong- hitting, girl- raping, and the like. They have also been known to carry weapons utilize violence on the media as a final resort
Paris Hilton went to jail because she didn't have a Stupidity Advisor. Same with Britney Spears, except she would go to jail for marrying K- Fed.
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"How did you even end up in that class as a freshman anyway? Most people don't even take it until their fourth semester in college!"
"My academic advisor said I'd be able to handle it... I guess I have to take it again next spring."
"I wouldn't even bother going to them, any idiot with the internet and Microsoft Excel could probably come up with a more well-reasoned course plan."
"My academic advisor said I'd be able to handle it... I guess I have to take it again next spring."
"I wouldn't even bother going to them, any idiot with the internet and Microsoft Excel could probably come up with a more well-reasoned course plan."
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