adverticement

Any advertisement which features attractive models/actors which otherwise have nothing to do with the product being promoted.

Jim: Dude, why did you buy a new canister vac?
Bob: I needed it. Now I can clean my drapes.

Jim: Dumbass, you were a victim of an adverticement, weren't you?
Bob: Yeah. The girl in the commercial looked like my ex.

by Derekcap October 11, 2013

Assvertisement

it's the advertisement and flaunting of the human backside. usually done to get attention of another and/or a large group.

Wow that person just showed some serious assvertisement

by AjayWavvy23 February 15, 2017

advertisement

When someone says they'll do something or says that they are something, but doesn't follow through on it.

Aw man, he's all advertisement. He says he's brave but he's just a big pussy.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

False Advertisement

when you a see a girl from behind or far away and your like "DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM she fine" then you see her up close and youur like "DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM" she nasty. Primarily happens when she has a nice body and a butterface (meaning she's good "but her face")

Last week alex saw this hot girl at Macdaddydonalds then she turned around and it was a mom. He was like thats False advertisement.

by Franklin gribble August 27, 2006

advertisement

paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic

dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement

by Masta Dragon Red July 12, 2004

YouTube Advertisements

The thing that people need to realize why they can watch videos even without an account.
Also the reason there is no subscription or video limits like on other sites.

In other words, they make YouTube free.
So please, spare them the 30 seconds to 1m30s of your 22 minute video.

(typical internet argument)

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0:00 to skip adds
Youtube990
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@Youtube990
What for? The Youtube Advertisements, it's only 45 seconds.
YoutubeHero
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@YoutubeHero
Durr it wastes 45 seconds of peoples lives! Now give them back *insert video uploader name here*!
Youtube990
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@Youtube990 74 b
You rather want to pay to watch a 12 min vid then?
YoutubeHero
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@YoutubeHero
mind=blown
Youtube990

by Frozen-Flame December 7, 2011

advertissement-Gonzo

advertissement gonzo: the amorphous, racially ambiguous, usually black female character in advertisments, intended to appeal to more Americans and which may be the future "ideal American" that may be expected from demographic trends. This person usually looks half-white, part black and hispanic, tweaked with Asian, and like Gonzo in the Muppets, you don't really know what it is. The French spelling is to show that being an "advertissement Gonzo" is chic, modern, trendy, and cool.

Man, I don't know what that girl is i the iPod comercial, she's not black, Hispanic, Asian or white, kinda like Gonzo doesn't look like any particular animal in the Muppets. You could say she is an advertissement-Gonzo.

by Al Cane May 11, 2011