fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Pauling Asleep

The act of falling asleep at an unreasonably early hour while in the presence of guests.
Usually this will also consist of passing out on the largest piece of furniture; depriving someone of a place to sit.

"Oh look who's Pauling asleep again. Third time this week.."

by AlrightLike June 9, 2013

Fall Asleep Trick

The old fall asleep trick was born in del val. It's when you and your companion have had a couple of drinks and you trick your companion into wanting to fuck you more by walking away from a party and fake falling asleep, this causes your companion to get horny and follow you and hook up with you.

Dude i got that slampig to hook up with me when i used the old fall asleep trick.

by neezy aka elno January 27, 2009

Asleep at the wheel

When your girlfriend / some random chick is asleep and you wrap her hand around your cock and begin to jerk yourself off. She then wakes up and it is understood that she must finish the job.

I pulled the ole' "asleep at the wheel" on my girlfriend last night! Needless to say she was less than enthused, however she finished me off anyways as she was obligated to.

by K to tha G beotch January 12, 2021

Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When you fall asleep while jerking off

Bro Joeys mom walked into his room and caught him falling asleep at the wheel!

by Not An Actual Gamer January 10, 2020

awleep

When you're inbetween sleeping and being awake

Troinell && Tanya were talking and then Troinell asked Tanya a question.... Tanya didnt answer, so Troinell thought to herself , "oh duh, she must be awleep." hahahahah

by Tanya Rad May 26, 2006

Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.

Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.

by Breezy Cartheezy April 23, 2011