Achmed

A terrorist who has died, but in debatable circumstances. Some sources say he died in a freak cellphone accident (taking the Verison Wireless spokesman with him in the process), while some other sources say he died in a suicide bombing (that went off in four seconds instead of his intended 30 minutes), while even other sources say he was shot by U.S. Military soldiers at checkpoint B in Iraq.

Unlike most modern terrorists, he was born in China, not the Middle East, and has apparently no religious denomination.

He has somehow been reanimated by Jeff Dunham for use in his ventriloquist routine where he has preformed some of the greatest Christmas carols of all time - Such as: SILENCE! Night, Bin Laden is Coming to Town, Oh Holy Crap, and Jingle Bombs.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I KILL YOU!

by Blarg Fetus Spleen June 10, 2008

Ache

To be a bad ass bitch that is actually just trying to be alone and depressed for no reason

Man I bet she’s and ache

by Okayyyyyyyyyy46281 May 29, 2020

Thigh aches

Strong secretive sexual attraction that gives such severe blue balls that your thighs ache

OMG Paul has the serious thigh aches for Dara

by Badass Shark January 16, 2019

cummy ache

The after effects of swallowing too much cum.

Tera is such a gulper, she always has a cummy ache.

by cdogberg November 17, 2009

FullMetal Alchemist

A kick ass anime show about the life of two brother, Edward and Alphonse Elric, who, after their mother died, attempted to bring her back to life. Their sacrifice to Equivalent Exchange was not great enough, so the Transmutation took Edwards leg and Alphonses body. Edward then used his right arm for material and transmuted his brotehrs soul to the armor in the corner. They now seek the legendary Philospohers stone, which allows them to pass the laws of equivalence, and get their bodies back to normal

These are some of the State Alchemists

Colonel Roy Mustang-The Flame Alchemist
Brigadier General Bask Grahn-The Iron Blood Alchemist
Edward Elric-The FullMetal Alchemist
Alex Louis Armstrong- The Strong Arm alchemist
Dr. Marcoh-The Crystal Alchemist
Shou Tucker- The Sowing Life Alchemist

And here are some other main characters

Lust, Gluttony, Scar, Envy, Rose, Fuhrer Bradley, Major/Liutenant Colonel/Brigadier General Hughes,Winry, 1st Lietenant Riza Hawkeye, General Hakuro, and Father Cornello...I guess

by Mustache Man September 4, 2005

a bit of a ball ache

A task or duty that is mildly tedious and something you would rather not do. Less severe than a task which is a, "right ball ache"

Having to do your timesheets at 17:30 on a Friday before you can leave work is a bit of a ball ache.

by Joost911 August 23, 2010

Achmad

A fluffy ball whose soul is big, seems emotionless all the time but actually a very funny and lucky guy,

Making sure everyone is happy before he does
Whose spirit animal is a wolf,which giving a meaning of a big soul in a small physical
Having harsh moments, worse than anyone could have but still trying the best to cope with it
The ice guy, who keeps secret all to himself unless you are close to him
Beautiful and cute but not handsome a type of guy

Achmad is secretive, but actually very niiiiiiiiceeeeee!

by pixiecat_09 June 3, 2018