Accountant

An incredibly clever person who earns too much money each year

After 5 or more years, the average annual salary for a chartered accountant in business rises to £90,200, with an average yearly bonus of £20,600.

by Envious Broke Teen December 5, 2017

Accuntability

Taking responsibility for the actions of one's dirtay vajayjay.

Denise: I fucked ten ponies last night.

Thad: Bitch, you needsta take some accuntability fo' yo' self.

by Cuntgratulations! April 9, 2010

accountant-assisted suicide

An elderly person's planning of his own death to correspond to when the money runs out.

I'm gonna commit accountant-assisted suicide way before I turn 90.

by brontosplachna January 4, 2014

Accuntasizing

Accuntasizing (-verb) is a slang verb with origins from the English verb Accustomizing, nouns; Account, Cunt, Size.

It is a modern act of getting yourself used to a shallow society which is highly material, full of CUNTS who only care about the SIZE of their bank ACCOUNTS.

1) Man, you'd better be accuntasizing to working nights for Convergis or you're going to end up getting a RIM job and on the streets.

2) Shit I moved to Calgary a year ago, can't get accuntasized to it. All I hear about is the size of people's paper houses, bank accounts, and fucking up the Mid East.

by bn880 March 22, 2009

accountant

Someone who ditches a major for a different major.

Hi, my name is Jae Park. I used to be a Computer Science major but now I'm an accountant.

by DAT Chanh February 17, 2017

accountant sex

very planned out formalized sex

she wanted to plan out every little detail, it was complete accountant sex my friend, accountant sex

by voodoom August 23, 2006

accountancy

the disease that is making the world incredibly dull.

The accountant made all of the cute little puppys cry.

by Alli April 27, 2004