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douchebag-accordion by mitchbeard February 6, 2010
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accordion reading
Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.
While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.
The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.
While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.
The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.
Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.
accordion reading by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010
Related Words
Mob Accordion
appearing outside a New York courthouse after one of his 6,000 trials, guiltiest-mutherfucker donald scrump waved his tiny hands around doing the Mob Accordion which is always a sure sign he's lying and afraid of going to prison.
Mob Accordion by Uncle Joosie October 5, 2023
English Accordion
verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.
"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"
"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."
"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."
"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
English Accordion by the rusty trombone March 5, 2014
act accordingly
When youtube decides to allow Logan paul to post a video showing a man who hung himself and even let it be on trending
Girl1: Did you see that awful logan paul video with the dead guy in it?
Girl 2: yeah it was on trending
Girl1: youtube really acted accordingly huh
Girl2: act accordingly? Bitch where
Girl 2: yeah it was on trending
Girl1: youtube really acted accordingly huh
Girl2: act accordingly? Bitch where
act accordingly by Am_Lia January 12, 2018
Accordion
I guess only Mexicans know how to use an accordion to play bad ass music. It's ok Europeans didn't want It so we takin It from you. The accordion is not a bad instrument. Probably the key instrument for Banda Music It's the heart and soul in all Mexican Norteno Music. One good example are Los Tigres Del Norte
Listen to these songs with an accordion in it:
La Banda Del Carro Rojo
Contrabando y Traicion
La Camioneta Gris and may many more!
La Banda Del Carro Rojo
Contrabando y Traicion
La Camioneta Gris and may many more!
Accordion by PAISA PEDRO September 27, 2006
Chinese Accordion
Double Penetration given to an asian female with one male entering from behind and the other in her mouth. Much like the eiffel tower only without the men touching hands and using an asian female, ultimatley resembling an accordion when in sync.
Faisal and I sure did give Tobias' mom a great Chinese Accordion last night.
Boy, we sure did play that girl from that party like an accordion last night.
Boy, we sure did play that girl from that party like an accordion last night.
Chinese Accordion by bill-nye-the-science-guy October 25, 2009