With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."
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Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*
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Almost certainly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.
Almost certainly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.
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Lisa doesn't know it yet, but she is going to be nothing but an accordion for Stephen and Robert tonight.
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