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accordian thief

With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."
by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005
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Accordian

When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.
Dude #1: "Ow! My cock!"

Dude #2: "What happened?"

Dude #1: "Jenny accordianed me last night."
by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009
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Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*
by Pearl the Axolotl September 7, 2021
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accordianated

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Almost certainly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.
You can drive a stick shift and fold a map all at once? Wow, you are really accordianated!
by drm310 February 20, 2009
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Accordion Porn

A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.

Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.
Marc is disgusted that Drew enjoys accordion porn.
by Paul E. Ogre August 31, 2016
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Rusty Accordion

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.
All Beth has to do is bend over and say, "Time to play that rusty accordion."
by goldengash August 25, 2022
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Accordion

A woman who is being penetrated from both ends who is nothing more than the middle passage for two dudes trying to touch dicks
Lisa doesn't know it yet, but she is going to be nothing but an accordion for Stephen and Robert tonight.
by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016
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