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Ascension

When you feel like you are about to shit yourself or lose your shit, but neither is happening. You are about to become god.
“Damn after that tab you gave me last night, I felt like I was gonna shit the bed, but I experienced ascension into the 7th dimension and moon walked through the 12 dimensions of funk. I’m omniscient and shit nigga.”
by The true most ascended March 8, 2020
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Wheel chair accessible

Very slutty girl. It is so easy to get into her pussy that it practically has a wheel chair ramp leading to it.
You'll get lucky for sure - that girl is so easy she is wheel chair accessible.
by hjsnodgrass June 6, 2010
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public display of agression

Anything from glareing at someone across the room, to straight up mangling their ass so severely that the forensics team needs dental records to identify the victim. Abbreviated into PDA, and very oftn confused with a public display of affection.
2 kids are sitting in the corner at a school dance:
Kid 1: *rests head on other kid's shoulder*
Kid 2: *Sighs, holds other kid's hand*
Chaperone: OY! YOU TWO! PDA! PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION!
Kiid 1: Shut up, SIR, or I'll show you some real PDA!
Chaperone: No public displays of affection, or you both get kicked out, you hear?
Kid 2: You know mister, I think you ought to be more worried about public display of agression...
by RoseThourne February 28, 2007
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Technocratic ascensionism

"Technocratic Ascensionism" is an idea that a person named "Kieran" made, so he can actually define his plan to assist upcoming generations with the gift of knowledge and wisdom.

Many may confuse this for "Intellectual Ascensionism" which Kieran describes as "A dumpster fire on wheels"

The idea for this plan came from his interesting time growing up, He believes that people at a young age lack a drive to improve themselves with wisdom and knowledge, The actions for this form of "Ascension" include

1. Assisting the receiver of this "Ascension" with problems they may be experiencing by giving them an opinion from a different prospective and/or giving them direct requests for what to do based on previous experiences.
2. The receiver of this "Ascension" at one point needs to go against some of knowledge given to them.
3. And finally the receiver of this "Ascension" needs to realize the use of this knowledge can benefit them immensely. (From part 2) and that they should be more open to receive any form of knowledge and/or wisdom.

The most desired outcome if for this is for the to continue the cycle by causing the receiver to gain desire to gain both, knowledge and wisdom to help others in the way they were helped.
Kieran: You should avoid doing that.
Brad: Why?
Kieran: Because it caused something really bad to happen for me.

*Brad proceeds to go against Kieran's advice and screws up spectacularly*

Kieran: told ya something bad would happen, You have just experienced Technocratic ascensionism from it's source.
Brad: Fine, I'll listen now.
by cfilor November 24, 2020
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ascension headache

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate
"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"

"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"
by mandalyn von seldeneck March 8, 2012
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Accessorified

A state of getting customised accessories from a renowned accessory designer.
My boo just got accessorified by christian louboutin.
by D'dee May 24, 2013
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accessibility tool

a tool that helps those with disability(s) to access spaces that they would be otherwise unable too.
I just got a screen reader! This accessibility tool is going to make life so much easier.
by Tapinix July 9, 2021
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