When you snapchat someone using a caption and it takes them so long to respond that you forget what you initially asked and/or told them.
Bob: "Taylor just snapped me and said yeah she'll go with me"
Andrew: "Where?"
Bob: "Damnit, I got snapchat amnesia again. I sent that snap like 6 hours ago."
Andrew: "Where?"
Bob: "Damnit, I got snapchat amnesia again. I sent that snap like 6 hours ago."
by SometimesHilarious May 30, 2016
Get the snapchat amnesia mug.The absolute scariest and one of the best games you will ever play. Most zombie games give you a shotgun or a machine gun and you just walk around shooting everything. Here, you don't get a weapon. Here, the zombies are scary as fuck, tough as nails, show up at the most unexpected time, and will rape your mind. After a while of the game's atmosphere, you begin to go batshit insane. You must survive the entire game, and that might just be impossible.
(playing a game and conversing over Skype)
"Oh shit, I have a bag of oreos... AAAAAAARGRHRGAARHARGH HOLYSHITSHITSHIT OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!!! AAH!..... oh man, dude, I paused the game... I'm just going to load a save game..."
Typical reaction to playing Amnesia Dark Descent
"Oh shit, I have a bag of oreos... AAAAAAARGRHRGAARHARGH HOLYSHITSHITSHIT OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!!! AAH!..... oh man, dude, I paused the game... I'm just going to load a save game..."
Typical reaction to playing Amnesia Dark Descent
by DmitriShostakovich May 5, 2011
Get the Amnesia Dark Descent mug.The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.
Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.
by YAWA April 13, 2019
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Whether it is due to an actual condition...or just a pathetic selective memory.
Whether it is due to an actual condition...or just a pathetic selective memory.
Every time that we go out to eat...Timmy becomes the amnesiavictim when it comes down to paying and tipping.
by amnesiavictim September 18, 2011
Get the amnesiavictim mug.While watching a show recorded on a DVR (Tivo, etc), repeatedly forgetting to fast-forward past the advertisements because you forget you're not watching live TV.
"Dude, do you have adnesia or something? This is the third time we're watching the commercials. It's Tivo, skip ahead!"
by Tugrik March 7, 2009
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by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010
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Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.
Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010
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