Avalon

The bestest, kewlest, nicest, smartest friend ever.

"Avalon, did u just c that Ab salon?"

by Bobishness April 5, 2003

avalon

a song by Roxy Music and sung by Bryan Ferry. Directly responsible for my brith, as my mother concieved me while this song was playing.

Avalon is the best song to fuck to, by far!

by Jake Throckmorton July 1, 2005

Avalon

coolest, sweetest, prettiest, girl in the whole world. Also, can dance better than Madonna.

Avalon is that hottie I saw at the dance last night, damn she was foin.

by chrizzle June 15, 2004

Abaloosedooz

Microsoft operating system (in development)

Features include:
-improved upon vista/windows 7 user interface by asking even more if the user wants to do said action
-the built-in Abaloosedooz program causes the hard drive spin so fast that it causes a space time rip in your computer thus causing unlimited amount of memory.
-supposed to be released in conjunction with the sibling program, "Dimbydonky", which was supposed to allow transportation between two computers using core Abaloosedooz programming
-downgraded Paint (more...)
-Every Friday the 13th of each year, it delivers a plethora of black cats, broken mirrors, and open salt shakers (dispensed out of the CD drive)

person 1: did you get Abaloosedooz yet?
person 2: you know as well as I do it doesn't come out until Dec. 23rd, 2012
person 1: oh yea... Microsoft really needs to speed up their development process...

by microsoft_rep May 30, 2011

avalon campground

A place were you wanna party and play man hunt with friends of Josh, Matt, Ang, Brian, Dylan, Steven, and Shane, Avalon also has a part called "Me Swamp" Shanes house

Avalon Campground: Josh: Yo Matt wanna go to Shanes swamp and fart on his cousins?
Matt: Only if we play some hard ass volleyball with my Dad.

by avalonbangssummerbaby May 16, 2018

miggy avalon

a super hot singer and a former male prostitute

Winston: Wow, did you hear that song by Miggy Avalon?
Bryce: Yeah, "My Dick" is such a good song!

by mmmmyes October 24, 2019

Avalon

An Island refered to in Arthurian Legend, also known as The Place of The Blessed Dead, where, according to some, King Arthur still lives.
Some believe Avalon is derived from "Ynes Avallon" (Avalon's Island), realm of the Celtic God Avalach.
Also an 80's Song by Roxy Music,
And My name.

Hey look at me! My name is Avalon!

by Info. Inc. (previously Hectic Malaysian Transexuals Inc.) October 1, 2004