-At a little-league baseball game-
Horrible
Dad 1: I am truely an art fanatic after my son Jimmy made a wonderous piece of art at school today
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Dad 2: Wow! What was it of?
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Dad 1: I don't know, looks like a brontosaurus mixed with a convertable limo,
bu thats beside the point
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Dad 1: I Framed the painting and put it in the living room and every visitor absolutly adores it!
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Dad 2: I have a Andy Warhol in my dining room worth $2250000, nobody even recognizes it.
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Dad 2: I will sell you my entire Andy Warhol colection to you for Jimmy's painting
Horrible Dad 1: Deal!
-And that's how Bill Gates became a world-class art collector-