A.P.R.

Anal Punishment Rehabilitation. A form of torture in which the torturer wishes to "rehabilitate" an uncooperative subject. The torture involves adhering the lips of the person being tortured to the anal rim of a grotesquely obese man in his 40s by way of superglue. The man eats junkfood for the course of 24 hours leading up to the torture in preparation. When the torture is being commenced, the victim is held or bound down, his nose clamped shut with a hand, while the obese man flatulates into the victim's mouth and lungs. The nose is then released so that the methane and flatulent gasses escape and can be tasted. This overwhelms the sinuses with a putrid and lingering odor. Any desire for resistance will have been rehabilitated in the victim who will now be more than eager to divulge any damning infortation.

This draconian practice has been a favorite of various mafia groups as well as the C.I.A.

Goon 1: "He ain't speakin' boss..."
Goon Boss: "Oh yah?"
Goon 2: "Whaddya gonna do boss?"
Goon Boss: "Give 'em the ol' APR boys!"
Goon 1: "Jee boss, are you sure that's
necessary?"
Goon Boss: "Shaddap and do what I tell ya if you know what's good for ya!"

by Muay Thai April 6, 2004

A.P.A.C

all politicians are corrupt

fuck this fascist authoritarian government A.P.A.C

by David Disaster May 16, 2020

A.P.A.L

the almighty point and laugh
How to: stand in a sideways stancewith your right foot behind he left then pivot on left foot while you pick it up and move it in front of you stomp down extend right arm point and laugh

The A.P.A.L will make anyone look like a fool

by SSV June 2, 2005

A.P. Murking

See also;Adavanced Placment Murking. The educational process of murking in an advanced placment and setting, skill obtained with hands on training.
To Murk; To use to fullest potential or to take advantage of in the most efficiant and productive manner, exersized in an art-like fashion.

The example takes place in the setting of a teenage/college party. The moral of the story is this girl who current had a so called " boyfriend " got "murked" now this kid is made of money im that G reppin Advanced placement murking, so while overly infatuated with his ownership of his girlfriend he left her unattended with confidence so being that shes extremely attractive and I 've obtained my degree in murking I "murked" the chick conviently making out with her sucking on her neck ect, and he casually walks out and SHE WAS MURKED as well as her boyfriend. This is a prime exmple of some a.p. Murking.

by Crills and Bills September 10, 2006

a p j

Stop typing in ebonics. if you actually speak like this then you need to go to school.

YO FOO FO SHIZZO MAH DUH WHUT WUZ AH SAyen? YOU AM STOOPID.

by ODX April 12, 2006

A.P.U.D.

After poop urinary demand

After I took a dump I had just zipped up my pants when I got an A.P.U.D.

by Pops Calkins September 14, 2008

A.P. Cherokee

Something that is extrememly native (Chi-row-key)

"That native took down a bison. That's hella A.P. Cherokee!"

by S.B.K. August 7, 2008