Pulled a Trump

When you tell a lie with a straight face knowing full well what you just said isn't true. Basically you're full of shit and just pulled what you just said out of your ass. When even your lies have lies.

Girlfriend: "I'm always ready on time!"
You: you know you just "pulled a trump"

Pulled a Trump by EL Barbaro Lives July 17, 2017

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Whac-A-Trump

A new spin-off arcade game, a la Whac-A-Mole, wherein enthusiastic American citizens use a mallet to whack small pop-up plastic replicas of Trump family members.

As it is with Whac-A-Mole, one’s sense of the whole Whac-A-Trump endeavor is one of victorious momentary intense elation at a successfully delivered hit which is immediately followed by an awareness of utter futility as the others tirelessly pop up, mirroring what is possibly an awareness that even if the Trumpster does get impeached, the innumerable progeny will continue to roam the planet, popping up from their hidden multi-million dollar, gated hovels to profit from everything that might ever bear their name, including this game.

Whac-A-Trump by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019

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being a trump

Making yourself rich while exploiting the people who helped you.

Ivanka's brand of feminisim is her being a Trump

being a trump by TdDub March 12, 2017

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Pulling a Trump

Getting hired for a job, despite being highly unqualified. Typically, you applied for said job as a dare, joke, or just because you can. You BS your way through the initial interview process, until it becomes too embarrassing to admit you're not actually qualified and you don't actually want the job.

Usually, the said job requires a career of experience and great feats; however you manage to bypass the process by: keeping your goals vague, not giving any details about your plans, and stating that you alone can fill this position.

Bonus points are earned if you are hired despite being openly bigoted towards anyone different from yourself, AND you are chosen over someone who is obviously much more qualified than yourself.

Jill: I can't believe I actually got that job as the pitching coach for the New York Yankees. I've never even thrown a baseball my life!

Tom: Wow, that's really pulling a Trump.

Pulling a Trump by feel_the_bern November 15, 2016