A shithole

A person who’s shitty and never there

“Your dad sounds nice bill”

“Thanks Dave, hey, how’s your dad?”
“My dads a shithole”
“Sorry to hear that”

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

a Smithy

a Twenty pound note, in british money
the picture on the reverse side of a £20 note is of a man named adam smith
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Can refer to amounts eg marijuana

"how much u want?"
"just a smithy"

by SBEsummers February 10, 2008

A Smithson

Having intercourse with females once or somethings twice and never calling them again

guy 1 - 'Dude, smashed that girl last night!'
guy 2 - 'awesome man was she fit?'
guy 1 - 'yea, super fit!'
guy 2 - 'you going to called her again?'

guy 1 - 'no.'

guy 2 - 'dude you totally did a Smithson on that bitch!'

by [e-mail] October 23, 2012

A Smithy

Dogging tha boiz. When someone ditches or lets down his mates for no reason.

"Hey are you coming to footy today?" "Nah im pullin a smithy".

by flaba jaba waba noonga March 18, 2011

A smithy

Taking your money without asking and then expecting not to pay it back when caught out.

A Smithy is someone creating a fantasy football league to rob your mates

by Salid Muncher September 15, 2020

A Shithouse

A waster, a disregarder. Completes any task to 50% of its required state.

A man who seems to care for nothing and no one.

Twon have you picked up the washing?

No, a forgot. I mean I didn’t get time.
What A shithouse you are twon.

by Threepiece March 31, 2021

Son Of A Shithead

Profoundly offensive swear used to offend the recipient by insulting their father. Borders on fighting words

Jerald: shut up you’re a stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: what?
Jerald: you heard me stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: you’re calling me a stupid motherfucker because that’s all you can roll out of mouth like a retarded son of a shithead!

by FairgroundsMetalCruiser December 29, 2022