a fools message

When you call somebody, and their answering machine comes on. However, you think the person picked up the phone so you start talking and telling whatever the reason is your calling. Seconds later you realize the other person is talking too and you just heard a beep, but you've already talked half the tape full and you screw up the other half by trying to explain what happened...

Also leaving a message that completely misses the point, and doesn't contain the reason you called or your name could be considered a fools message.

Dude, I called my date from last night but I totally left a fools message. I don't think she'll go out with me again...

by Jasper Vondeling September 3, 2007

a footrot

To smear/splash/stain ones penis with faecal matter recently discharged from ones anus

To get excrement on your gentlemans member

Steve was holding me at a funny angle while I was having a crap and i accidentally did a footrot

by terry anus March 8, 2013

taking a foop

Fart poop. Meaning to fart and poop simultaneously.

James was taking a foop when he suddenly realized he was out of toilet paper.

He guys, I'm gonna go take a foop.

by Heb jenkinsloop April 19, 2014

food a food

A term created by my retarded sister “if you can drink a drink than you could food a food

Hey guys I food a food last night wanna food the leftovers.

by Food a Food February 26, 2021

Don’t be a fool wrap your tool!

When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.

I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”

by Berthabear3000 May 24, 2019

A fool

Someone who keeps making bad decisions (if they repeat these things then they are a fool queen/king)

Person A: ' guess who I got with last night'
Person B:' Omg no no no not again you're a FOOL'

by Foolqueeeeeeeen March 26, 2017

Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018