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fisting a turkey

Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.
Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"
by ToxicAnarchy January 12, 2017
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having a turkey

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.
"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)
by Jo-han August 11, 2006
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Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.
"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"
by Cbae17 March 27, 2016
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Having a turkey

A solo night in with a silicon sex toy

A turkey
Oh I can’t go meet your mom tonight, I’m having a turkey.
by phosolo December 24, 2022
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Getting a Turkey

If I keep it up I'll be getting a turkey tonight.
by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024
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Spanking a turkey

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey
by OWL76 March 29, 2025
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broke as a turkey

when you're in highschool and you miss understand a tall black guy saying he's broke
Juan- IM BROKE AS HELL

Janna- Did you just say you're broke as a turkey?
Juan- SURE DID..
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