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it's a long story

Said when they ask you something you don't have time to explain
Hey, aren't you at school?

Not today. It's a long story.
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Its a funny story

Something you say when you know your screwed, and your thinking of a way around it.
Jim - "Dude, why are you driving my car?"

Dave - "Its a funny story really-"

Jim - "Shut the fuck up and get out of my car."

Dave "Ok...."
by ReallyQuick June 14, 2010
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A Jess Story

When a story is boring, unrelated to the conversation or just not interesting.
Girl 1: He's so cute
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.
by AnnieAnnie123 January 13, 2011
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that dude just jumped off a 4 story building

When someone jumps off a 4 story building
"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."
by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021
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a little bit of a different story

1. A hot, sexy, or cute boy (or girl).
1. Whoa - check out Glen's friend - little bit of a different story there!

2. Damn! Who's that dude running down the street with his shirt off? That's a little bit of a different story.
by dingoboyee August 6, 2009
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Pull Off A Toy Story

When any company, preferably an animation company like Disney, Pixar, or even Dreamworks decides to make a sequel and/or 3rd movie. Pulling Off A Toy Story means the sequel is actually considered better if not just as good as the original or previous one.

Pulling Off A Toy Story needs to satisfy 1 of these 2 conditions:
1) People don't think a sequel can be better than the original and this one either is or is just as good.
2) The sequel comes out years (10 or more) after the previous one and not only completely shatters expectations but is considered better than the original by many (Toy Story 3).
Me: I still haven't seen Toy Story 3 :(
Imaginary Guy: Yeah. Every animated sequel will be judged based on whether they Pull Off A Toy Story or not.

Some think Lion King 2 Pulled Off A Toy Story even though it was a direct-to-video low budget movie like 1 1/2 is. Others just consider it another disappointing Disney Sequel.

Hmmm. I wonder if we should call it Puling Off A Toy Story 3 for accuracy's sake.

Some variations include Pulling Off A Toy Story, Pulling Off A Toy Story 3, Pulled Off A Toy Story, and Pulled Off A Toy Story.
by imajustacontributer April 30, 2011
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A Christmas Story

When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.
Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story
by Skinny Lou May 20, 2016
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