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Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post
Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this
by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022
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This isn't a definition.

just... if someone buys it, they're gay.
peepo 1: *puts if this is put on a mug all who read it bigga gay on a mug*
peepo 2: now everyone who looks at that is gay. good job, retard.
by SZ ran out of chips November 8, 2018
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The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.
Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.
by Pialinist June 21, 2020
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take a reading

(verb) to take a reading is to check out a particular situation in a small way, in order to get an accurate idea of someone's character, usually for the future when the stakes may be higher. The person who is curious may do this deliberately -- or accidentally, for example by observing how a certain person treats others.
Friend #1: "Should I loan Alex my car?"
Friend #2: "Didn't you take a reading last year, when he borrowed your bike and returned it all beat up?"
OR
Friend #3: "Yeah, David definitely seemed like the man of my dreams, but I had to take a reading when he was rude to our waitstaff."
Friend #4: "OMG, how pathetic!"
by liv4mntns October 28, 2009
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Pulling a Ready

When a chick carries you home because you're too wasties to walk yourself
'How was last night?'
'Man I got so wasted, Anna had to carry me home...I totally got busted pulling a Ready'
by Sandy Panties January 6, 2015
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A reader

When you find a movie on Netflix with an English title, but it ends up being in Spanish!
I thought I found a movie on Netflix we haven’t seen..then I figured out why..it’s a reader!! (Because you have to read the captions to know what they’re saying.)
by Brokedowning/PG May 12, 2018
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