Noun. An Alfred is a hipster of the worst, most extreme variety; most frequently found in San Francisco, Brooklyn, and Silverlake. Wearing American Apparel and going gluten-free doesn't make you an Alfred. Greasing your mustache and sporting a monocle makes you an Alfred.
"Did you see the pants on that Alfred? I get that rolling your jeans is trendy, but that guy looked like he was wearing capris. Your socks aren't that cool, buddy."
by we$$yJ February 6, 2014
Get the Alfredmug. A fat Asian who smells like squashed bananas. He is person who mainly eats fattening foods. He's the kind of person who would eat a salad and a double chocolate ice cream from DQ on the side
by jonathon UK 2014 May 13, 2018
Get the Alfredmug. That quiet kid who sits at the back of the room only talking to the black history fanatic! HE has these big DIRTY lips and only eats raw fish. If you see Alfred, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! He will punch and kick and WHO KNOWS WHAT?!?! He is quiet because he is plotting his plans. Run.
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by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019
Get the Alfredmug. by Jack Padz June 18, 2018
Get the alfredmug. Bruh, I accidentally jizzed when I saw a picture of Alfred Molina, the other day. I just can't help it.
by Retrojection September 16, 2020
Get the Alfred Molinamug.