harvest time in the zucchini patch

A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.

Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.

by Max L. May 16, 2007

zucchini line

The male equivalent of a bikini line; 'zucchini' due to it's phallic appearance.

"Man, do you wax your zucchini line?!"

by Rubikkube August 7, 2008

Zurcher

definition for many sexual positions, impossible to explain with just words

the "wet" zurcher, the "oh my" zurcher, the "twisted" zurcher, the "backwards" zurcher

by Greg June 16, 2003

Zarch

Interjection. It was once thought to refer to either the ancient Sumerian god of unpredictability, or to an obscure phrase used in conjunction with having been asked to attend a sock hop. Nowadays the word is more commonly used to create a brief, distancing moment -- what Theatre theorists refer to as a "Brechtian Moment" -- for the listener/reader. It makes ‘em go: “huh?” Basically, the word helps shake people up a little, bringing their conscious minds into a little sharper focus, even if only for a moment or two. That, and it helps bring an element of absurdism into their everyday lives. Like a non sequitur. Banana.

Peter: "What a zarching mess!"
Paul: "Yeah, it's...wait a minute, what?"

by Peter Rogers July 28, 2008

Burnt Zucchini

Something you call an ugly person that's getting on your nerves.

"You look like a BURNT zucchini, beech!"

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017

Papa zucchero

Italian canadian slang that is a direct translation from the english term “sugar daddy”

That girl only wears designer clothes she must have a papa zucchero

by TRUNZ July 14, 2018

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003