ZOOTAN

Feltching an egyptian person

I Zootaned this guy from Cairo last night

by uhhhhhhhh December 6, 2007

Zooanimal

A person that can withstand days of partying (large volumes of alcohol, usually accompanied by even larger amounts of cocaine) - usually without sleep or food.

Behavior that shows not only can you excel in the real world, but you can transform into A complete reckless runaway train, heading right for a cliff, with no brakes - and you LOVE it!

One of the select mortals that can achieve perfection, then redefine perfection without trying.

Whenever Francis and Michael get together - Mother better have plenty of beer, tissues, and cocaine, because the zoo animals have got out again.

Polly just wrapped up a meeting on Friday to the board, then transformed into a zooanimal character of Thomas the train - "I think I can put my body through harder training than last time - otherwise, I don't want this body. Sam told her to pump the brakes, he replied with " What the fuck are brakes"

by Zooanimal November 22, 2011

zoofag

A man who sexually molests animals...with his dink.

That zoofag is rape sexin' that panda!

by Doogy McDoogy August 1, 2006

Zoolander

BEST MOVIE EVER. If you dont think so you are most likely retarted, and I dont like you.

A: "That girl just said she hates Zoolander".
B: "Stupid Bitch".

by smart sob July 16, 2008

Zoolander the oversized mampie

Zoolander the oversized mamphie is someone who tries to beef u when u don’t know them. Mamphies beef all the time. Zoolanders beef everyone to hide all of her insecurities. They are are ugly fat biaches, they think they can act hard. Shows a lot. Their momma so stupid they stuck a battery up their ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"@zoolandersmama
I’m sorry if I was staring but I took me a long time to count all ur chins hunniiii.

yesterday I saw a Zoolander the oversized mampie. It tried to beef meh

by Zoo lander the oversized mampi June 7, 2019

zoolander

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.

Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Zoofa

Zoofa is the one of the prettiest flower of heaven which have internally healing capacity and they are closer to the person whose name starts with s and the are suppose to marry to a guy whose name starts from s and ends with t of 5 letters.

Zoofa heal s and s loves z

by Aashiq of z November 24, 2021