Gun Free Zone

Yet another hare-brain feel good do nothing idea by the loony leftwing and hoplophobes that backfired. Gun free zones has never prevented a school shooting, and has made Washington D.C. one of the worst cities for murder and gun violence.

Loony Leftwing NUT: I know, we'll create a gun free zone and magically all the criminals will suddenly start obeying the law and disarm themselves!

Hoplophobe: Yeah, that's a great idea!

Logical Person: It's been tried so many times and is a proven failure. What makes you think it will work this time?

by Eddy November 22, 2007

zone typing

when typing, you instinctively know where on the keyboard sits a given key, and you ready the designated finger for that zone – but you still have to look, in order to avoid a typo-ridden text.

People without training usually start out with the one-handed hunt and peck technique, and gradually progress to the two-handed, knowing-what-you’re-doing-looking, zone typing.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2012

Zonia

The best and mysterious girl you would ever find. She is hot and knows how to keep it cool. You will never find anyone like her. Full of wisdom.

Zonia is the hottest one in the room and when she walks in everyone is frozen.

by meornotidc December 31, 2018

Nicky Zoned

A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.

That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!

by JaboiCj2 February 28, 2017

McEnd Zone

The spot in the McDonalds drive through where you receive your food.

Boy I was glad I finally made it past the McRed Zone and got in the McEnd Zone.

by Con#1 July 13, 2012

Zen Zone

A nature spot - such as a mountain top, activity - such as slow dancing, or human made space - such as the Las Vegas Bellagio fountain, that evokes serenity, joy and inspiration.

Just found out we are having triplets! Am heading straight to my zen zone.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 1, 2016

McRed Zone

The spot in the McDonalds drive through line in between the window where you pay and the window where you get your food. Often times there is a huge delay when you get here.

My God I have just paid and I am only one car away from my Mickey D's. Now I must endure the McRed Zone. I hope I make it there before the world ends.

by Con#1 July 13, 2012