by White ant September 11, 2018
Someone who is acting strange, or being extremely lazy in a weird way.
Someone who speaks mangzolian, that physically looks like a shade of mongolian.
Someone who speaks mangzolian, that physically looks like a shade of mongolian.
Stop being a Mang zi! You're so beird!
I am Mang Zi of the universe!!
Look at all your mang zi friends sitting around dilly dallying in the hot sun.
I am Mang Zi of the universe!!
Look at all your mang zi friends sitting around dilly dallying in the hot sun.
by MZ Universe June 29, 2008
by Baltimore Lenore June 10, 2005
The most amazing guy you could ever meet. The bestest friend you could ask for. He’s so sweet, warm hearted and loving. There’s no words to describe how amazing he is, or how much love he has for you.
zi hao is my favorite person
by i like rice and enchiladas 🅱️ March 30, 2018
Mythical creature found marauding football fields around the world causing damage to unsuspecting players (particularly Korean Goalkeepers). Known to have particularly lethal kick. If directed at a football, can either break the net, goalkeepers hands or end up in a completely different postal zone. If directed at a player, has been known to cause lose of limbs and teeth. If seen, stand well back.
That Korean goalkeeper performed heroics until the Chui Zi appeared out of nowhere and broke the guys face with his knee.
by Lenny.Banter April 22, 2006
this boy, at the age of 13, is the absolute definition of obesity. he loves to indulge in fast food, and dislikes exercise. his parents have gone bankrupt feeding him and they're homeless now. starving and craving fast food, he ate his relatives and now has an interest for human flesh. he displays 3 of the 7 deadly sins; greed, glutton, and lust. he longs for human flesh, and has eaten all the fast food workers and their fast food, resulting in the closing of all the restaurants. however, that is not enough. any animal, human or inanimate object he sees are not spared. he consumes them all. he eats and eats and eats, gaining calories. he grows bigger and bigger, so big that his overwhelming presence has been seen by the 5 holy knights, and they have rushed over to thwart him, but to no avail. instead, they are consumed and he inherits their power. it is too late to stop him. he now weighs 100 trillion pounds. the floor even struggles to carry him. OH GOD, he's here, in my town. he's gobbling up the citizens and the houses. i don't have much time left. if you're reading this, I'm probably gobbled up already. he has eaten half of humanity and plans on destroying earth. please, if youre reading this, I strongly urge you to save our world from this catastrophic level threat.
Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking
Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING
Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking
Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING
by Fake nani May 27, 2021
by The idk man who submits random August 18, 2023