ziing

A particularly vexxing zing.

The extra I is for extra zing. - Pokey the Penguin

by Zero June 11, 2003

Zoning

Someone who zones out stays in one spot, zoning on a phone or showing interest in something for hours at a time. And they act like they are not here on this planet and don't listen to a word you say to them while they in the zone.😎

Bill :. Chad over there "Zoning".
Felicia: damn Chad, you all zoned out on that phone
Bill : ZONED OUT NIQQA!😂

by lyndseygirl94 September 4, 2018

Zioning Out

The act of leaving work well before the scheduled out time.

"Hey guys, since we have 4 closers tonight, I think I am going to be Zioning Out.

by MightyMish June 27, 2013

ziqing

#Emo, #Babycakes, and #single
She loves to sleep with one eye open because she's not like other girls. She got dumped yesterday so watch out if you see a girl in black trash bag (signifies emo era) overall a very nice person and would vote her for world president soon! She's a badass, and a pro! 😚💔🥀🥀

Omg are you feeling zi qing today

Omg are you feeling (emo) today

Ziqing=emo

by Cabbitch November 22, 2021

Gabe Zoning

Gabe Zoning is when a girl flirts immensely with a man and gives him the illusion of eventually getting some. However, when he attempts to try and tap that ass, the girl shies away. Instead of the girl being honest with the man, admitting she isnt interested in him romantically, she puts him in a place that surpasses the Friend-Zone, Its the Gabe-Zone. Its pretty much the dark, deep, bottomless pit of always being a friend of a hot female, but with 0 benefits.

Gabe: "Hey man, I went on that date with Adriana yesterday."

Friend: "Oh really? How'd it go?"

Gabe: "Dude, I tried to holla, and she started Gabe Zoning me."

Friend: "Not the Gabe Zone!"

Gabe: "Yeah, bro. Its worse than the Friend-Zone."

by SomeAwesomeFemAnon July 19, 2013

Dark Zoning

When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.

Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.

Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning

by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020

Zijing

Zijing, a Chinese female name meaning quiet and peaceful but is secretly a time bomb inside. Sweet and innocent on the outside with a explosive little girl on the inside. The food comes with the bad of course, while a Zijing is a crazed jealous girl she is also a sex crazed Dynamo with a sexual abundance that will make any man almost completely forget her short comings. She's off the charts intelligent with the driving ability of Stevie Wonder meets Ray Charles meets Betty White. You will find yourself powerless against her apology and always welcome her back knowing that some hot ass is soon to follow.

Did you hear that he married a Zijing? Yeah, he's fucked.

by I guy who bangs Zijing January 20, 2017