Zhongli "In terms of mora, we have no mora."
Me: DON'T WORRY ZHONGLI, I CAN PAY THE BILLS WAP YOU CAN HIT ME WITH YOUR ULT ANY DAY! 🤪🤪🤪😘😘😘😍😍😍😫😫😫😀😀😀😳😳😳😳🥴🥴🥴🥴😏😏😏😏
Me: DON'T WORRY ZHONGLI, I CAN PAY THE BILLS WAP YOU CAN HIT ME WITH YOUR ULT ANY DAY! 🤪🤪🤪😘😘😘😍😍😍😫😫😫😀😀😀😳😳😳😳🥴🥴🥴🥴😏😏😏😏
by Non Ignorant Human (I Think) July 22, 2021
Get the Zhongli mug.A Genshin Impact character. He's 1.85m (6'1") tall, he has dark brown hair that fades to orange at the end and amber eyes. He lives in the capital city of the (in-game) nation of Liyue, where he works in a funeral parlor and wanders around, presumably drinking tea and sharing his oddly extensive knowledge on Liyue history. His only outfit (as of January 2022) is a complex suit in brown tones with many golden details.
He's popularly known between fans of the game for:
a. Being canonically poor
b. Talking about osmanthus wine
c. Being (subjectively) hot
d. Frequently interacting with Tartaglia, another Genshin Impact character
f. (story spoilers)
He's popularly known between fans of the game for:
a. Being canonically poor
b. Talking about osmanthus wine
c. Being (subjectively) hot
d. Frequently interacting with Tartaglia, another Genshin Impact character
f. (story spoilers)
Person A: "Zhongli is my favorite Genshin Impact character. He has a relaxing voice and he's very kind and smart. He's the ideal man."
Person B: "Yeah, but he's very old and he's poor."
Person A: "Idc I still like him."
Person B: "Yeah, but he's very old and he's poor."
Person A: "Idc I still like him."
by thecqcumber January 29, 2022
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Zhongli is hottest and most handsome man in genshin impact. I just want that sexy body to bang against me and have him go slower everytime I make a single noise or moan I want him to fuck the living shit out of me and have his hand become my necklace. I would do anything for this man, I would do absolutely anything to just get a second to touch and feel his perfect body. I want him to overstimulate me, fuck me until I can't walk and shove his big fat cock into my mouth.
by Keeeeyuuuuueeeeeee July 18, 2021
Get the Zhongli mug.Huang Zhong (Hansheng)
Born 148 AD - Died 221 AD
73 Years
Place of Birth - Nanyang District
Huang Zhong started his career late in life at the end of the Yellow Turban Rebellion. He served Liu Biao and was charged with defending Chang Sha.
When Liu Biao fought with Cao Cao, he took up the post of Deputy General under Han Xuan. When Liu Bei invaded, he fought with Guan Yu. Neither could get the advantage on the first day. On the second day, Huang's horse fell, throwing him from it, Guan spared him and they both retired for the day. The next day Huang fought with Guan and then retreated and fired twice at Guan with his bow but did not fit an arrow, on the third shot, he fitted an arrow and it hit the base of the plume on Guan's helmet. Both warriors knew that Huang had repaid Guan's kindness for sparing him. Huang was about to be executed by the Prefect of the town but was rescued by Wei Yan and they both joined Liu Bei.
He later accompanied Liu Bei and was awarded various titles. In 219 AD, he defended the important mountain pass at Ding Jun, and killed the Wei commander Xiahou Yuan due to Fa Zheng's strategy.
Huang Zhong became one of the Five Tiger Generals of Shu in the same year.
In 221 AD as Shu invaded Wu at Yi Ling, Huang Zhong was encircled by four enemy units and retreated to a hill. There he was shot at and wounded by arrows. He died of his wounds in the Shu camp.
Born 148 AD - Died 221 AD
73 Years
Place of Birth - Nanyang District
Huang Zhong started his career late in life at the end of the Yellow Turban Rebellion. He served Liu Biao and was charged with defending Chang Sha.
When Liu Biao fought with Cao Cao, he took up the post of Deputy General under Han Xuan. When Liu Bei invaded, he fought with Guan Yu. Neither could get the advantage on the first day. On the second day, Huang's horse fell, throwing him from it, Guan spared him and they both retired for the day. The next day Huang fought with Guan and then retreated and fired twice at Guan with his bow but did not fit an arrow, on the third shot, he fitted an arrow and it hit the base of the plume on Guan's helmet. Both warriors knew that Huang had repaid Guan's kindness for sparing him. Huang was about to be executed by the Prefect of the town but was rescued by Wei Yan and they both joined Liu Bei.
He later accompanied Liu Bei and was awarded various titles. In 219 AD, he defended the important mountain pass at Ding Jun, and killed the Wei commander Xiahou Yuan due to Fa Zheng's strategy.
Huang Zhong became one of the Five Tiger Generals of Shu in the same year.
In 221 AD as Shu invaded Wu at Yi Ling, Huang Zhong was encircled by four enemy units and retreated to a hill. There he was shot at and wounded by arrows. He died of his wounds in the Shu camp.
by Bruce March 25, 2005
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"ayo yk that dude Zhonglix?"
"oh you mean that dude that was cought masturbating in school? ofc ik him"
"oh you mean that dude that was cought masturbating in school? ofc ik him"
by pu pu April 28, 2021
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by Fruityskewer July 16, 2021
Get the zhonglissugardaddie mug.Derogatory term used by foreigners to describe a person from Mainland China that is being irrational by Western standards. Edit: not a racial slur; it's more of a nationalistic jab...
(pronounced "jonger")
(pronounced "jonger")
Word was first coined on plane after a "zhonger" kicked the seat of a foreigner (or laowai) because she reclined on a plane
by cheesewhizard28 October 9, 2010
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