New Zealand

A place where absolutely nothing happens. The most boring place in the world. Great to live in if your 70, retired and want a life of serenity and sheep, but not if your a youth looking for excitement. Seriously don't come to New Zealand if you want to have fun!

Tourist: "I spend two weeks in New Zealand."
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"

by Icyrox January 18, 2009

New Zealand Carwash

The act of a male stripping naked, geting into a squating position, and a woman crab-walking underneath him, allowing his man-berries to sweep across her face.

Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!

You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?

Me: No, no it was not.

by pulzd March 16, 2011

New Zealand

A useless country which the natives (Maoris) believed they "fished up". Well known to get down and dirty with its sheep population.

New Zealand History (Maori POV): Aw bro, did ya know that we fished up da North Island? It was sweet as cuz...

by Myswordpl0xsu November 6, 2009

Zala

Extremely gorgeous woman; A woman that is unbeleivably hot

Damn! that girl is zala!

by founio January 7, 2005

Zhara

Cute, attractive person who may not know it. She's caring and is a great friend, she is also trustworthy and good fashion sense.

Guy 1: Look at that girl over there
Guy 2: She's hot, who is she?
Guy 1: That's Zhara

by random-awesome-person!! April 8, 2013

Zalan

A very skinny hungarian w extremely good looks and a large penis, usually surrounded by many women at a time (for sex)

“Zalan is so hot!” - every women

by StankSwaggy February 4, 2021

new zealandish

What you see in a blondes search history as she is about to go on vacation to New Zealand.

"Oh my god, Becky, I am, like, about to go on vacation and I don't even know how to speak New Zealandish"
- Every Blonde Chick 2016

by Swaggy the Pirate August 21, 2016