Zephyr_the_storm (who may also go by Zeph, Zephry, Zephyr, Zephy boy, Zepherin N. Word Bruckner the 3rd, Zephiroth, and Nega Zeph) is an Instagram celebrity, commonly known for his association with Sketchophrenia_ (Yaqim) and big_kraze (Kraze).
He is sometimes crass, yet well mannered, gullible, and at some point was once nicer but most likely gained a thick coat of skin due to prolonged exposure to Yaqim's behavioral patterns. Due to this, he is much more quick witted, and is probably on the verge of sociopathy.
He identifies as 50% black, and claims not be racist, though past conversations seem to tell the contrary. He is often bothered about his sexuality, debating whether he is gay, and sometimes falling into a love triangle with that of Matthew and Daniel.
He's also a zoophile and exhibitionist lol.
He is sometimes crass, yet well mannered, gullible, and at some point was once nicer but most likely gained a thick coat of skin due to prolonged exposure to Yaqim's behavioral patterns. Due to this, he is much more quick witted, and is probably on the verge of sociopathy.
He identifies as 50% black, and claims not be racist, though past conversations seem to tell the contrary. He is often bothered about his sexuality, debating whether he is gay, and sometimes falling into a love triangle with that of Matthew and Daniel.
He's also a zoophile and exhibitionist lol.
"I heard that Zephyr_the_storm guy likes to have sex with Praying Mantises."
"HEY, I HEARD THAT!"
"...Well, are we wrong?"
".......No☹️"
"HEY, I HEARD THAT!"
"...Well, are we wrong?"
".......No☹️"
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Person 1: Let's go to Zephyrhills!
Person 2: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It's a shit hole and I don't want some sleazy sluts hitting on me.
Person 2: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It's a shit hole and I don't want some sleazy sluts hitting on me.
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