zeke

zeke is also an actual guy who resembles the other defenition actually i'm kidding , i dated him and he's pretty ok

zeke is unfairly smart

by guess who? July 1, 2003

zeke

Bad haircut

Nice zeke Mike!!

by Mike Hunt December 12, 2003

zekeing

Zekeing is when you homiesexually interact with another male and enter your penis into his penis. But he is still straight, the sex was only for bros.

Bro you wanna be zekeing right now?

by gryphango September 7, 2021

zeke

he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.

"omg zeke shut up."

"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."

nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."

by gabri.joy February 22, 2023

zeke

he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.

"omg zeke shut up."

"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."

nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."

by gabri.joy February 22, 2023

Zeke

Zeke will get to the money regardless, no matter what he must do, no matter who he must hurt

Zeke aint playing about that money you owe him

by Yk how November 22, 2021

Zeke

God of intelligence, although sort of a nuisance, he has his moments. Although the greatest person to grace this planet and stand on our very earth, he will spit on your eyeball.

Is a basketball.

Bob: All praise Zeke.

John: no he bad

Zeke: spitball

by Sir_Oliver-Henrik_the-III September 21, 2022