Daddy Zoink

A cool libtard who loves smoking weed and jerking his ween.

You are being such a Daddy Zoink right now, pass me the bong!

by Chabby Bert January 12, 2021

planet zoink

the highest you could possibly be

“dude, that last bong rip sent me to planet zoink.”

by steezus christ August 22, 2018

Zoinked

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

Zinkey

Someone who stinks or hasn't shaved in a long time

Guy 1: Did you see Nick in that photo?
Guy 2: It looked like he hadn't shaved in a year
Guy 1: Zinkey

by E-Hookah February 28, 2014

Zonked

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016

zoinkys

When you off the mf dab pen

“dawg i’m off the zoinkys right now”

by saucegodsolis January 24, 2019

zinkadink

The act of sucking another man's penis; "suck a dick"

Paul zinkadinked Andrew for $50

by Ben Elder January 28, 2006