ZJ

Something *you* obviously can't afford.

I wish I could afford that brand new Nissan 350 ZJ

by Tha Pyngwyn October 25, 2007

ZJ

A guy who fights in the street and uproots trees, he is not quite as tough as Mike Z

Hey look at that guy, he is a ZJ

by Murt Z November 25, 2004

ZJ

From Beerfest. Simply when a woman takes your dick and Slams it in a Glove Compartment.

"Dude, yesterday i got a ZJ!"
"I know, there's still your blood in my passengers seat!"

by hppp October 6, 2008

ZJ

If you have to ask what it is,then you cant handle it. But its GREAT!!!

DAMN girl! that ZJ was great!! i love you baby

by hahahaurdumb April 15, 2009

zj

A zip job. The abbreviation is made famous by Broken Lizard's "Beerfest." A zip job is essentially the act of getting a handjob while high.

Barry: "A zj will cost ya $8"

by Ducksoup August 26, 2006

zj

Getting blown while riding a zamboni.

Damn I can't drive the zamboni straight while i'm getting a ZJ.

by Dr. Wayers December 13, 2006

zj

A ZJ is the abbreviation for Zebra Job, it is when a white chick jerks off a black dude and the the black in-between the white fingers gives the illusion of zebra stripes.

Sarah (a white chick ) went to 69th street to give out free ZJ'S to all the brothers behind tower theater...

by Drew&Zac September 30, 2009