Your Grandpap a Trap 

An insult deriving from “your mom gay” and “ur granny tranny”. It is the ultimate insult towards someone’s grandpa, literally means that your grandpa is a female with a dick. *Important to note the comeback “no u” has no effect on this insult.

Billy: “Your mom gay lol!”
Thomas: “Your Grandpap a trap”
Billy: Damn! *drops dead from 3rd degree burns*

Your Grandpap a Trap by Special Lunchbox Pinecone May 11, 2018

Your grandfather bisexual 

This is one of, if not the, strongest "ur *relative* *LGBTQ+ trait* sentences around. Saying this will not only vaporize the person you were talking to, but have very bad effects on anybody around. People very nearby (5-10 feet) will die or (at 10 feet) fall into a coma. At 11-25 feet, people will contract pontentially fatal diseases and get radiation poisoning. At 26-35 feet, people will have lesser diseases, like diarrhea or hiccups and some radiation poisoning. At 36-50 feet, people will get a tiny amount of radiation poisoning and get a cold or the flu. At 50 to 150 feet, people will feel the shockwave of you saying "your grandfather bisexual", and feel as though you had just insulted them personally. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

Joe: We could have avoided all the radiation fallout of the nukes in WW2 if we had just sent them a letter saying "your grandfather bisexual".
Wyatt: NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

(Wyatt is dispersed throughout the known universe.)
(Everyone within 150 feet feels the effects of Joe saying "Your grandfather bisexual".
(Joe gets 5000 life sentences with no parole from the President of the United States.)

Your grandfather bisexual by Rennie22 March 12, 2018

You slappy your grandpappy 

the yo mama joke but better.

Teacher: "Greg, can you please come up to the class?"
Greg: "Yo momma!"
Teacher: "Greg, I don't appreciate that language!"
Greg: "You slappy your grandpappy!"
Teacher: "Stop it, Greg!"
Greg: "Your great grandmammy has a big fanny

You slappy your grandpappy by Zodiac Zach September 25, 2021

being drunk at dinner with your grandparents 

An excellent decision. Are you bored with the usual mumbo-jumbo your grandparents talk about? Bring alcohol into the picture! It will spice up any conversation, and your grandparents will either think you're a degenerate, or a comedy god.

"(Being drunk at dinner with your grandparents) is the best thing I've ever done!

being drunk at dinner with your grandparents by drunkwithgrandparents November 25, 2017

Your Grandfather a Shlother 

Even worse than Your granny tranny and your dad lesbian combined. Whenever used, it will end a planets life of any choice it chooses.

Kris: Pass me the chips or your mom gay
Shally: No get it yourself. Your dad lesbian and your granny tranny combined.
Kris: Your Grandfather a Shlother.
Shally: *explodes along with another planet into the depths of space*

Your Grandfather a Shlother by PooPooHead76 March 15, 2018

smell your grandma

A sentence used by celebratory faces in lessons such as Math to insult people they admire or are attracted to. This statement can mean the person would like to smell underwear belonging to who it is aimed at.

"That's well rand, I'm creasing"

*Guilty face*
"Smell your grandma"

smell your grandma by almanjam February 7, 2009

Your Grandpap A Trap 

Something you say when somebody hit you with "your granny tranny", I suggest that you use this with caution as when used the victim instantly implodes, causing severe damage to all within the blast radius...

Bobby: Your mom gay lol.
Timmy: Well, your grandpap a trap.
Bobby: *Explodes, killing thousands*

Your Grandpap A Trap by ThatOneGayTelletubbie May 10, 2018