You'll know for next time.

1. A condolence used A: When there's a pause from the other person and you need something to say or B: When someone's fishing for sympathy and they just don't deserve it.

A:

Romeo: Man I'm really itchy; I think I got crabs off of that Asian girl...

Macbeth:... You'll know for next time then.

B:

Persephone: UEEN, Those goddamn cops gave me another speeding fine. Look at this. Look.

Calavrado: Well I guess you'll know for next time.

by Ramfar November 10, 2011

you'll never walk alone

wrong lyrics to a famous song.
it should be "you'll never get a job."

sign on, sign on
with hope in your arse...

by International Bad Boy July 03, 2004

You'll thank me later

A phrase uttered by utter wankers.

Nathan: You'll thank me later
Juan Carlos Alfonso Víctor María de Borbón y Borbón-Dos Sicilias: Shut the fuck up, wanka.

by Wankastic November 23, 2010

you'll never take me alive

When you are so bad ass you'd rather go out in style then give up the fight.

person 1: stop it
person 2: no
person 1: shut da fuck up
person 2: you'll never take me alive

by A certain Soul Reaper April 26, 2017

ask no questions and you'll be told no lies

It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.

Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.

by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017

trust me, you'll know when

This is a good time to keep your Hilti near. Also, it might be a moment when you have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining. Your future self came back in time and burned your arm with a cigar just to get your attention, I cannot believe that you don't have this shit down. Where the hell is your Hilti, man!? You're screwed now, that's all I have to say.

<inattentive future self> Oh no! I have flipped the blue switch instead of the red one! I am locked in this airtight room now, and have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining! If only I had my Hilti power tool, I could simply cut my way out!
<future -> past -> future self> I said to you on that fateful day - keep your Hilti near! Trust me, you'll know when! I even built, at great cost to my own sanity, a Time Door to facilitate implanting this message in your/my consciousness at an opportune moment in my past/your then-present. I see now that you are not the ripcord in my destiny. :(.

by hlprmnky July 16, 2008

you'll get it when your older

A common statement used by South Tahoe High School students to avoid answering stupid questions such as:
1)how do you do this?
2)what are you guys talking about?
3)Hey! Whatcha' got there?
or any other question not wanted to be answered by the higher echelons of south tahoe high school cliques.

Lee (to Greg): Dude, how awesome was 300 last night?
Greg: Sickest movie ever, anyone who missed it on opening night is just a strait up panzy. Old School!

Paul: Hey guys, How was 300?!?

Greg: uuuhhhhh...You'll get it when your older...

by someone who is older... March 22, 2007